Atlas robot’s fully autonomous video is this Halloween’s scariest video

For decades now, I’ve been trying to reassure people that the coming robot revolution will not result in job loss for us humans. It’s a notion I firmly believed – or at least did until this morning.

Earlier this week, Boston Dynamics released a fresh demonstration video of its new Atlas humanoid robot (see below). Unveiled earlier this year, this Atlas is a wholesale redesign and radical upgrade from its already impressive and Parkour-performing original Atlas. This new robot looks a lot more like us, though it can move in ways that none of us can.

The latest video is in some ways unremarkable: Another humanoid robot performing drudgery tasks we’d rather not perform. In this case, Atlas is sorting plastic engine covers between a supplier container with horizontal slots and something called a “mobile sequencing dolly” with vertical slots. It does so in the drab environs of what appears to be some sort of manufacturing facility, though it’s probably just a warehouse in Boston Dynamic’s development campus.

What’s remarkable about the nearly three-minute video is that Altas is doing it all autonomously. That’s right, unlike the remote-controlled Optimus robots Elon Musk and Tesla tried to pawn off as self-directed at his “We, Robot” event, there is, according to Boston Dynamics, no one guiding Atlas’ motion or decisions.

In the video, Atlas faces a cart full of plastic engine cover trays. The robot first reaches for one, placing its two ‘fingers’ underneath the cover, and then pulls it forward. Atlas then releases its grip and rotates its hand so that one ‘finger’ is on top and the other is on the bottom, grabs the tray, and pulls it out.

Viewed from a distance, you’d be…